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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

CVS closing 271 stores, including 3 locations in Upstate NY - Syracuse.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

— fri(end)s forever!

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump Crypto Wallet Goes Dark Following Cease and Desist - Decrypt

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do happily married husbands cheat?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Report: Knicks have interest in Wolves' Chris Finch as new head coach - Sports Illustrated

Just Forget it!

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